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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 00:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Adam Silver Talks NBA Expansion - Blazer's Edge

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Real TikTokers are pretending to be Veo 3 AI creations for fun, attention - Ars Technica

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Trump is going to target known criminals in the country illegally for deportation. The Democrats have vowed to fight him every step of the way. Don't they understand this is one of the issues that cost them the white house, the house and senate?

Still no good.

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why is Reddit blocked by the Indonesian government?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

Scientists just learned the age of America's deepest canyon - SFGATE

Next, they tried...

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How rough can the ferry passage from Hull to Rotterdam be in the autumn ( at the end of October )?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

How will the 2026 delimitation affect India as a whole keeping the new count of 888 seats in mind (not the current 543)? I’m looking for genuine answers with facts and not rhetoric. I will only listen to answers and not reply to any of them.

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

June 1 — and dramatically reduced buyout — arrives for Bill Belichick - NBC Sports

Minds and Behinds

No way

Just Forget it!

Semiconductor Supplier GlobalFoundries to Spend $16B to Boost US Chip Production - Investopedia

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Not Breaking Up With Dakota Johnson Following Chris Martin Split - The Daily Beast

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...