What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 00:38
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
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Next, they tried...
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How rough can the ferry passage from Hull to Rotterdam be in the autumn ( at the end of October )?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
—
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
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Minds and Behinds
No way
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...